This is a true story of a woman who stood before a judge after shoplifting from her local supermarket.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?”
She replied, “A can of peaches.”
Surprised at her calm demeanor, the judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.