A cop on horse asks a little girl on a bike, “did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” replies the little girl.
“Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” the cop says, and fines her $5
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”